The Cat in the House
Mordy Epstein hated his wife Suri’s cat so much that he decided to get rid of it by driving it twenty blocks from home and just leaving it by the curb.
But as he got back home, Mordy saw the cat wandering up the driveway. So he drove the cat forty blocks away and left it by the curb.
But when he arrived back home, there was the cat waiting for him at the front door. In desperation, Mordy drove the cat fifty miles out into the country and dumped it in the middle of the woods.
Four hours later Suri got a phone call at home. "Darling," said Mordy, "is that cat there?"
"Yes," said Suri. "Why?"
"Just put him on the line will you? I need directions."