A Real Card
Sarah, a Sales Associate at Wal-Mart in Brooklyn, notices an older looking man in the card section. When she walks by an hour later and sees him still there she walks over to see if she can help.
“Hell sir, my name is Sarah,” she said.
“Hello Sarah, I’m Morty Finkelbaum,” replied the man.
“Is there anything I can help you with Mr. Finkelbaum?”
“Well I don’t know, I’m having a problem. I can’t find anything that Mrs. Finkelbaum would believe!”