In the Navy
Itzik Epstein decided he wanted to serve his Israeli military service in the navy so he had to be interviewed by a navy psychiatrist. To ascertain how Itzik would react to danger, the psychiatrist asked: "What would you do if you looked out of that window right now and saw a battleship coming down the street?"
Itzik replied confidently: "I'd grab a torpedo and sink it."
"And where would you get the torpedo?" the psychiatrist asked.
"The same place you got your battleship!"