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In the Navy

Itzik Epstein decided he wanted to serve his Israeli military service in the navy so he had to be interviewed by a navy psychiatrist. To ascertain how Itzik would react to danger, the psychiatrist asked: "What would you do if you looked out of that window right now and saw a battleship coming down the street?"

Itzik replied confidently: "I'd grab a torpedo and sink it."

"And where would you get the torpedo?" the psychiatrist asked.

"The same place you got your battleship!"

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