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Swim Time in Yeshiva

A yeshiva bochur was at the local swimming pool when he got in trouble with the lifeguard for running.

“Hey,” said the lifeguard. “Can’t you read? The sign says no running.”

“What are you talking about?” said the yeshiva bochur. “The sign says to run.”

“Do you need glasses?” asked the lifeguard. “The sign says ‘Walk. No Running’”.

“You’ve got it all wrong,” said the yeshiva bochur. “The sign says ‘Walk? No! Running!’”

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