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Come on and Safari with me

David and Shirley Rosenberg decided to go on a kosher safari in South Africa and Shirley convinced David to bring along his mother in law Netty.  One evening, while still deep in the jungle, Mrs. Rosenberg awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband she woke him up, insisting that he help find Netty.       

David got his gear and they started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.              

Shirley cried, "David, what are we going to do?"              

"Nothing," said David. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."

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