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Music to his Ears

A thief broke into the Epstein family mansion early one evening as he had been told that the Epsteins would be out for the evening. But the thief’s information wasn’t very good because suddenly, he heard footsteps – it was the entire Epstein family. The thief was in their music room at the time so he took refuge in the music room closet and hoped that he could slip out unnoticed. But what the thief didn’t know was that the Epstein kids loved their music room, even if their musical talents were still a little…rough.

From eight to nine o'clock the eldest daughter Rachel had a singing lesson.

From nine to ten o'clock the second daughter Sarah took a piano lesson.

From ten to eleven o'clock the eldest son David had a violin lesson.

From eleven to eleven thirty the other son Michael had a lesson on the flute.

At eleven thirty all the brothers and sisters assembled for an ear-splitting voice, piano, violin and flute concert.

Finally, the thief staggered out from the closet, and falling at their feet, cried:

"For Heaven's sake, have me arrested!"

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