A Three Hour Tour
A passenger ship pushed off from the port in Haifa and traveled a route around the Mediterranean Sea. During the trip, one passenger noticed a bearded man on a small island who was shouting desperately and waiving his hands.
"Who is that," the passenger asked the captain.
"I have no idea," replied the captain, "but he seems like a strange fellow."
"Why's that?" asked the passenger.
"Because every time we pass by this small island he keeps yelling at us like a maniac!"