Honesty’s the Best Policy
Heshy Schonfeld was retired but realized that he needed to go back to work at least part time to supplement his meager pension. Today, he's being interviewed for a job as an office manager in a local law firm.
Human Resources Manager: "So tell me, Heshy, what do you think is your greatest weakness?"
Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."
Heshy: "I really don't care at all what you think."
Human Resources Manager: “Oh, I see what you mean, now.”