Rabbi Rosenberg was recently hired to work as a chaplain in the city’s prison system. Part of his duties consisted of counseling the inmates. On his first visit, he met with one of the prisoners who wanted to talk about his troubled childhood, in particular, his relationship with his father.
"Well, rabbi, my daddy had issues," conveyed the prisoner who went on to share a few details.
After listening, Rabbi Rosenberg said, "Issues? Sounds like he had a year’s subscription!”