Toying with Dad

Moishe Rubin takes his four kids to a toy store. As soon as they enter, Moishe is given a free raffle ticket - and oy, what luck - he wins a 10 dollar gift certificate!

"Gather around children," he says to them, "we've just won a gift certificate. One of us can choose a toy for $10."

"Yay!" they all shout out.

"So who do you think should have it?" Moishe asks them.

Silence.

"OK then," Moishe continues, "let me help you decide. Who is the most obedient amongst us? Who never argues or talks back to mommy and who always does whatever she asks?"

"OK dad, you win," they all shout. "You should have the toy."

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