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Post Pesach Diet

Leah and Dina, mother and daughter, were discussing their mutual weight gain over Passover.

“I can’t believe how much weight I gained,” said Dina.

“Oy,” responded her mother Leah. “We have to do something about it.”

That gave Dina an idea. “Ma, why don’t we go on a diet together. But we will have a little competition. The one who loses the most weight wins $10.”

“What a fantastic idea honey,” said Leah. “But let’s make it $100!”

“Deal!” said Dina.

"All right," said Leah happily. "But let’s start after Shavuot. There are a bunch of things I have to eat first."

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