Diet Starts Tomorrow
Rachel told Leah that she decided to go on a diet. That evening when she called, Leah could hear that her mouth was full, so she asked what her sister was eating.
"A cupcake," Rachel mumbled.
“I thought you just started your diet,” said Leah.
"I did. But I got on the scale, and it read 149 1/2 pounds. I decided that was no place to start a diet, so I’m rounding it off to 150."