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The Fighting Applebaums

Little Moishie and Yankie Applebaum, aged five and three, fight too much for their parents liking. One afternoon, their mother sent them to their rooms yet again for fighting. After a few minutes Mrs. Applebaum called the boys out and asked if they’d learned their lessons.

“Yes,” said Moishie the elder. "I'm never going to bother Yankie again!"

Yankie thought for a moment, looked at his brother and said, “Are you moving somewhere?"

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