Drill Baby Drill
“Rivkah!” screamed Chaim Yankel to his wife from the bedroom, “You are never going to believe this!”
“What is it this time?” Rivkah hollered back from the kitchen.
“You’re not going to believe what I found when I was drilling a hole through the wall!”
“You were drilling a hole through the wall?!”
“Sha! You know what I found? A secret stash of little bottles!”
Just then they heard their house guest, Cousin Irving call from the bathroom, “I’m trying to brush my teeth in here! Who is drilling a hole through the medicine cabinet!?”