Life’s a Beach
Savta Esther, a notoriously tough Israeli grandmother, was at the beach one Friday with her grandchildren when someone approached her asking for Tzedakah.
“Please Geveret”(madam), he pleads with his hand out. “I haven’t eaten all day.”
“Good,” says Savta Esther. “Now you won’t have to worry about cramps when you go for a swim.”