Old is New Again
Moishe Epstein approached the first tee of the golf course, a hazardous hole with a green surrounded by water. He looked around and debated if he should use his new golf ball. Deciding that the hole was too treacherous, he pulled an old ball out and placed it on the tee. Just then he heard a voice from above say loudly, "Moishe, use the new ball!"
Frightened, Moishe replaced the old ball with the new and approached the tee. Now the voice from above shouted, "Take a practice swing!"
With this, Moishe stepped backward and took a swing.
Feeling more confident, Moishe approached the tee when the voice again rang out, "Forget it, use the old ball!"