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Pucker Up

Moishe and Miriam are 13 year old twins. Moishe is getting frustrated because Miriam is starting to really get into “girl stuff.” Miriam’s newest favorite thing to do is kiss the bathroom mirror after applying lipstick, and Moishe hates it. Finally, one day after finding another kiss mark on the mirror in the bathroom that they share, Moishe decides he’s had enough.

“Miriam!” he hollers.

“What?” comes Miriam’s reply through her bedroom door.

“I can’t find the toilet brush that I’ve been using to clean the bathroom mirror,” Moishe asks, trying not to laugh. “Do you have any idea where it is?”

After hearing the gagging from behind the bedroom door, Moishe knows that Miriam’s days of mirror kiss marks are over.

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