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Weighty Decisions

Rachel was talking to her best friend Sarah. Rachel asked, “So, Sarah, how’s your daughter, the new bride?”

"To tell you the truth, Rachel, not good," Sarah replied. "Things don't seem to be going well. She’s so unhappy and anxious that she can't even eat. She’s lost ten pounds already!”

"Oy vey," Rachel replied. “So why doesn't she get some help already?”

Sarah replied “Because she wants to lose twenty pounds!”

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