The Boys in Boca
David was visiting his parents’ retirement village in Florida. He took his father to the swimming pool for a swim and then his father wanted to go for a walk by himself for a bit.
There was a cute five year old boy at the pool who struck up a conversation with David.
"My name's Shmuli." said the boy.
"Hi, I am David."
They talked for a while and seemed to hit it off.
Then, David's father returned from his walk and called out, "I’m ready to leave."
David turned to his new friend and announced that he had to leave because his father was calling. Astonished, little Shmuli cried out, "You’re a kid!?"