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Mrs. Rosenberg complained to her daughter's teacher that someone in school was taking her daughter's new pencils.
"That's terrible," replied the teacher. "I can buy her some extras."
“It’s not the money—it’s the 
principle,” Mrs. Rosenberg insisted.
"Oh my goodness," replied the teacher. "I heard that the board was cutting back on the principal's salary, but he's stealing pencils?!"