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Early one morning, Mrs. Rosenberg went in to wake up her son Moishe. "Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don’t want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go."
"Well, the kids don’t like me for one, and the teachers don’t like me, either!"
"Well that’s no reason not to go to school,” said Mrs. Rosenberg. “Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school,” said Moishe.
"Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal!"