The Violent Panda

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A panda walks into a bar called “Itzik’s” in downtown Tel Aviv. He calls out to the bar tender, “Itzik, get me some beer nuts.” Itzik obliges and the panda gobbles them down.

Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door.

“Hey!” shouts Itzik.

“I’m a panda. Google me!” the Panda shouts back.

Itzik does as he’s told and sure enough, panda: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”

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