Earrings at Harry's
Chaim Yankel rushed to Harry's jewelry store soon after the doors opened one morning and said he needed a pair of diamond earrings. Harry showed him a wide selection, and Chaim Yankel quickly picked out a pair.
When Harry asked him if he wanted the earrings gift-wrapped, Chaim Yankel replied, "That’d be great. But can you make it quick? I forgot today was my anniversary, and my wife thinks I’m taking out the garbage."