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Miriam Rosen was the mother of five kids under the age of 8. Her Aunt Sarah called her one morning, and their conversation was constantly being interrupted by the din of kids screaming and chasing each other. "Could you hold on for a moment?" Miriam finally asked, putting down the phone.
Within ten seconds there was absolute silence on the line. Then, "Okay, I'm back."
"But it's so quiet!" Aunt Sarah exclaimed. "You must have amazing discipline over your children."
"Not really," Miriam confessed wearily. "I'm in the closet."