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Moishie and Shloimie, are best friends. One day during recess at school, they have the following conversation:
"I'm really worried,” Shloimie says. “My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm worried sick!"
Moishie says, "What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you've got it made!"
Shloimie says, "What if they try to escape?"