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Miriam Epstein bought a new piano and took up playing again after loving the instrument in her youth.
One day, the doorbell rang and Mrs. Epstein discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front porch.
"Madam," he announced, "I'm the piano tuner."
Mrs. Epstein exclaimed, "Why, I didn't send for a piano tuner."
The man replied, "I know you didn't, but the Teitlebaums, your neighbors did."