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Marvin Himmlefarb decided to try a new restaurant that just opened up down the street called Yitz’s.
Yitz: "Yes, sir, is there something wrong?"
Marvin: "The soup. Taste it."
Yitz: "I beg your pardon, Sir?"
Marvin: "Taste it."
Yitz: "But, Sir, I can assure you that the soup is excellent."
Marvin: "Taste it."
Yitz: "Sir, the soup was made this morning of the finest ingredients."
Marvin: "Taste it!"
Yitz: exasperated, "All right, Sir, I'll taste it."
Then after a pause he said, "Where is the spoon?"
To which Marvin replied triumphantly, "Ah ha!!"