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Shmueli, Sruli and Moishie were bragging about how tough they were. "I'm so tough," said Shmueli, "that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a week."
"Well," said Sruli, "I'm so tough, I can wear out a pair of pants in a day."
"That's nothing," said Moishie. "When my parents take me to see my Bubbie and Zadie, I can wear them out in an hour!"