Pearls of Wisdom

Mrs. Rothman and Mrs. Oppenheimer who both residents at the Maimonides Seniors Residence and were somewhat of rivals with one another. One day they met at the residence gala.

"My dear," said Mrs. Rothman "Are those real pearls?"

"They are," replied Mrs. Oppenheimer.

"Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them," smiled Mrs. Rothman.

Mrs. Oppenheimer responded "Yes, but for that you would need real teeth."