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Moishe was a miser. In fact, in his town he was called Moisheleh the Miser. One day someone convinced Moisheleh to buy a couple of lottery tickets. And sure enough he won!
But after he won the prize money he didn't seem happy.
"What's wrong Moisheleh?" his friend asked. "You just became a millionaire!"
"I know," Moisheleh the Miser groaned, "But why did I have to buy that second ticket!"