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Moishe and Miriam were out shopping and all Moishe wanted was some batteries, but none of the clerks in the electronics store seemed interested in helping him.
"I've got an idea," Miriam said, and she pulled a tape measure out of her purse. She stepped up to one of the giant plasma-screen TVs and started to measure it.
Faster than you can say high definition, a young man came running over. "May I help you?" he asked breathlessly.
"Yes," Miriam said. "We'd like to buy these batteries."