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One day a New York state trooper was pulling off the highway and as he turned onto the street, he noticed someone pulling out of Moishe’s Kosher Deli. But the driver placed his pastrami on rye on top of his car, got in, and drove off with the sandwich still on top of his car.
So the trooper decided to pull him over and perform a community service by giving the driver his sandwich. He pulled him over, walked up to the car, pulled the deli sandwich off the roof, and offered it to the driver.
The driver, an old Jewish man looked at the trooper and said, "No thanks. I just bought one."