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Avi Spitz was tense because his mother was planning a visit and she would always needle him about his smoking habit. A couple of hours into their visit, Mrs. Spitz noticed he hadn't once lit up a cigarette. "So Avi, are you trying to kick the habit?" she asked.
"Not really Ma," Avi replied nonchalantly. "I have a cold, and I don't smoke when I'm not feeling well."
"Oy," Mrs. Spitz sighed, "you know, you'd probably live longer if you were sick more often."