Slap Shot

85-year-old Selma Feinstein went on a blind date with 90-year-old Morris Sapirman. When Selma returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset.

"What happened, Ma?" Selma’s daughter asked.

"I had to slap Morris’s face three times!"

"Oh my goodness! Did something inappropriate happen?"

"No," Selma answered, "I thought he was dead."

 

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