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The Bigger the Lie

Shlomo and Shalom were arguing when their principal Mr. Samuels came across them in the hallway. "Why are you arguing?" Mr. Samuels asked.

Shlomo answered, "We found a ten-dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said Mr. Samuels. "When I was your age, I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys looked at each other quickly and then gave the ten dollars to Mr. Samuels.

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