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Shlomo and Shalom were arguing when their principal Mr. Samuels came across them in the hallway. "Why are you arguing?" Mr. Samuels asked.
Shlomo answered, "We found a ten-dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said Mr. Samuels. "When I was your age, I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys looked at each other quickly and then gave the ten dollars to Mr. Samuels.