Smooth Operator

Four surgeons at Jerusalem’s Hadassah hospital are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. Dr. Hadari says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

Dr. Levi responds, "You should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded."

Dr. Rosenberg says, "No, I really think file clerks are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

But Dr. Meidan shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and tail are interchangeable."