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Too Close for Comfort

Berel and Schmerel were best friends, practically inseparable much to the chagrin of Schmerel’s parents who thought Berel was a terrible influence on their Schmerel. One day when Berel was at Schmerel’s house and they got deep into a game of Settlers of Catan. It was after midnight and Schmerel’s father was starting to lose his patience so he knocked sharply on Schmerel’s door. Berel opened it and asked if something was wrong.

"I have to ask you to move your car," Schmerel’s father said.

"Oh, sure. Is it in someone's way?" Berel asked.

"No, it's at the wrong address."

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