Herman Feels like a Newborn Baby

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Marvin and Herman, two elderly gentlemen a the Maimonides retirement center in Florida were sitting on a bench under a tree when Marvin turns to Herman and says, "Herman, I'm 86 years old now, and I'm just full of aches and pains. Is it just me? You're about my age. How do you feel?"

Herman says, "I feel just like a newborn baby!"

"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and when I don’t get my nap I get very cranky."

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