Morty’s Genie in the Bottle

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Old Morty Hubberman was walking along the beach and found an old bottle washed up on the shore. He picked it up and opened it, and a genie popped out and said "Thanks! You know the drill... you've got three wishes. The only catch is, whatever you ask for, your ex-wife Myrna will get double."

Morty thought about this for a minute and said, "OK, fair enough. For my first wish I'd like a million dollars." Poof! A million for him, two million for Myrna.

"OK, how about your next wish?" asked the genie. "Well, I think I'd like a mansion by the sea." Once again, everything went as expected - he got his mansion, and then Myrna got two.

"What would you like for your last wish?" asked the genie.

"My last wish,” Morty said as he thought for a moment, “is that I'd like you to scare me half to death!"

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