Stop! Thief!

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Moishe was sleeping when Miriam shook him and said, "Moishe! Wake up! Someone is breaking in!"

This was a regular occurrence for the past 20 years, and Moishe knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out.

This time, however, Moishe in fact found a man with a gun who was planning to rob the house.

As the thief was about to flee Moishe said, "Wait a second! Don’t leave! I want to introduce you to my wife."

The thief said, "Why would you want me to meet your wife?"

Moishe replied, "Miriam has been expecting you for 20 years."

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