What the Wifi

David Mendelson was traveling on business but needed to find some kosher food so he stopped in on Moishe’s Deli. He had some work to do for the next day’s meeting so he pulled out his laptop and asked the owner, Moishe what the wifi password was.

"You need to buy something first,” replied Moishe.

“Sure, how about the corn beef platter,” David replied.

“Coming right up,” said Moishe who left and came back fifteen minutes later with David’s order.

“Thank you,” said David. “But you never gave me your wifi password?”

“Sure I did,” replied Moishe. “Youneedtobuysomethingfirst, no spaces and all lowercase.....”