The Breakfast Special

David and Shirley Felder were in Israel to visit family and went out for breakfast to a restaurant where the special was two eggs, a bagel and a coffee for 6 shekels. "I’d like the breakfast special," Shirley said. "But I don't want the eggs."

"Then I'll have to charge you 8 shekel because you're ordering a la carte," the restauranteur warned.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" Shirley asked incredulously. "I'll take the special."

"How do you want your eggs?"

"Raw and in the shell," Shirley replied. “I’ll take them home with me.”