In the Eye of the Beholder

Eyal was an Israeli artist working with a gallery in Tel Aviv. He stopped in one day to see the gallery owner Shmulik to see if there had been any interest in his work.

"I have good news and bad news for you," Shmulik replied. "The good news is that someone asked about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful!" Eyal exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

"The guy is your doctor."