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Mother May I?

Mr. Goldstein was awarded the job to paint the local Catholic Church and Convent. After several days on the job, the Mother Superior called him into her office.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said. "I would like you to change three things about the way you have been performing your job."

"Number one, please remove your painter's cap when you enter the sanctuary. Number two, please refrain from washing the paint from your brushes in the Holy Water. And Number Three, please stop calling me MOTHER SHAPIRO!!!"

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