Sold Out Synagogue
A guy wanted to get into a shul on Yom Kippur, but realized that he was in trouble because at the temple near him, without a ticket they don't let you in.
He said to the doorman, "Look, I just want to give a message to a friend in there."
The guy at the door said, "Sorry, you can't go in without a ticket."
The first guy replied, "Just let me in for one minute, then I'll be right out."
"Alright," said the doorman, "but I better not catch you praying."