In Touch with his Feminine Side
A Gabbai approaches a guest in the shul and says, "I want to give you an Aliyah. What is your name?"
The man answers, "Esther bas Moshe."
The Gabbai says, "No, I need your name."
"It's Esther bas Moshe," the man says.
"How can that be your name?"
The man answers, "I've been having serious financial problems, so everything is in my wife's name."