The Club

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Shloyme Silberstein gets rich and wants to show off. So he orders his driver to drive him to this new exclusive golf club with his new Cadillac. But a sign at the door unmistakably states that Jews are not permitted access. The driver wants to return, but not Shloyme!

Shloyme says: "Wait here for me."

His driver responds: "But don't you see the sign? They will kick you out immediately!"

Shloyme: "But I don't have to tell them I am Jewish." And he leaves for the gate.

So the driver waits... One hour... two hours... three hours... Indeed, finally after three and a half hours Shloyme is kicked out by two burly guardsmen.

The driver asks: "What happened?"

"Everything was fine until we played hole number eight! Accidentally I shot my ball into one of these ponds. I shouted: 'Oh my God, what should I do now?' And then the waters separated and everybody knew..."

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