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  • Torah Reading: Naso
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Rachel tells her father that later in the evening she is expecting Jacob, the boy she had been dating, to come and ask for her hand in marriage.

"Please, Dad, please – don't do what you did last time... a simple 'you have my blessing' is sufficient. Falling to your knees, grabbing his hand and screaming "Oh, thank you!! Thank you!! You are my savior!" is not appropriate.

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