Do you believe in miracles?
Little Moishe, aged 6, comes home from school all excited and his father asks why. He replies that he learned the story of Passover in school today and was totally fascinating. He relates: "Moses was about to take the Jews out of Egypt when suddenly the Israeli air-force appeared with their thundering jets, and bombed Egypt. The Egyptian forces sent out their helicopters and the Israeli air-force shot them down, whereupon Moses crossed the ocean."
The father, amazed at the story, incredulously asks his son: "Is this the story that they taught you in school?"
The boy replies, "Nope, but if I would tell you the real story, you wouldn't believe me."